"What on earth is Technical writing?" my friend asked me wryly without taking his eyes off his new-found obsession. He had just bought a brand new BlackBerry, much against his parents' wishes, and had been all over it ever since, like a child with a new toy.
He blurted some gibberish as he proceeded to fiddle with all of its functions at once, so I reminded him again to use the technical manual that came with it. I gave him the user manual and said,"This user manual here, my friend, is nothing but technical writing."